turdette

From turd +‎ -ette.

turdette (plural turdettes)

1. (informal, mildly vulgar, rare) Diminutive of turd.

   Synonyms: shitlet, turdlet

   • 1998 June 24, Christine Haverly, “...dots...”, in alt.society.boomers‎^[1] (Usenet), archived from the original on 6 February 2026:

     They are turdettes. Little droppings off a large item.

   • 1998 December 23, Jorhae The Paver, quoting Proctalgia, “Burning Down The House (news)”, in alt.tasteless‎^[2] (Usenet), archived from the original on 6 February 2026:

     If your mother knew she had pushed you out amongst her blood, sweat and torn perineum simply in order to have Deja News be able to record the fact that you have posted 175 similar turdettes to alt.teens, alt.music.smash-pumpkins, alt.guitar.amps, alt.kids-talk and so on […]

   • 2002 August 22, Lady Taker, “Anyone know if this guy is a good attorney for bankruptcy?”, in alt.true-crime‎^[3] (Usenet), archived from the original on 6 February 2026:

     Well, hell, who's going to clean up this mess? There are little PoHo turdettes simply *everywhere*. Look, over in that corner she even had the squirts when you asked her to produce proof that I RLd her.

   • 2002 December 5, timbo:-), “Timmy's fact file”, in alt.uk.noseypakers‎^[4] (Usenet), archived from the original on 6 February 2026:

     In an attempt to ward off unwelcome persons, he once surrounded his house with dog turds, head to toe. It took him a week to complete the circle, and he enlisted the help of Kiki to finish off the chain with a couple of decorational turdettes.

   • 2004 April 28, Cameron Smithes, “torresD30@hotmail.com ASSHOLE. HARRY HOPE IS HIS HERO.”, in soc.culture.puerto-rico‎^[5] (Usenet), archived from the original on 6 February 2026:

     MAY YOUR TURDS TURN INTO TURDETTES, THAT TURNS INTO CONSTIPATION, THAT TURNS INTO INWARD FARTING, THAT BLOWS

   • 2005 October 5, Russ H., “A reminder”, in alt.baldspot‎^[6] (Usenet), archived from the original on 6 February 2026:

     Ernie the only method you've ever perfected is eating a turd without it breaking into turdettes.

   • 2010 July 8, Papyrus, “Dao = true-suchness nature = true-appearance Prajna”, in alt.philosophy.taoism‎^[7] (Usenet), archived from the original on 6 February 2026:

     Sometimes feeling isn't involved very much by some in their daily constitutions, as I tend to mourn the passing of my turds or turdettes, depending on the sacrificial manna that I 'et fo' suppa'.