shlurp

shlurp (third-person singular simple present shlurps, present participle shlurping, simple past and past participle shlurped)

1. (humorous) Alternative form of slurp.
   • 1998 January 8, K-THUDD!!, “ALL ANIMATORS MUST DIE!!”, in alt.tasteless‎^[1] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     […] I plunked my winecork opener into his left orb and shlurped it out of his socket.

   • 2000 March 23, esaeger, “Martin Hannigan, stalker of women and children, slurps Victor Negron. Again.”, in alt.feminazis‎^[2] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     If you're going to shlurp the only half-decent usenet^[sic] dude who's ever given you any attention, Zandy, at least stop gargling with battery acid. I'm in fear for the man.

   • 2000 April 4, Eric W. Saeger, “AbbaDabba KneeGrow in Jail”, in alt.flame‎^[3] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     So you've thought about slurping someone? Before or after you SHLURPED the people I listed? LUZER.

   • 2001 March 6, David Keenan, “SF Chron: Unsafe Trucks to Enter California from Mexico”, in ba.transportation‎^[4] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     Seeing the Explorer symbol all of a sudden appear in your vision among the tinted 'try to see through THIS' window and big butt-end of painted metal isn't very comforting to me, especially if I manage to get around front and see someone who is probably sitting on a dictionary to see over the dash and is busily nattering on a Nokia or shlurping a Starbucks.

   • 2002 January 31, Koneg, “Why Equipment Is Over Rated^[sic]”, in alt.games.dark-age-of-camelot‎^[5] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     Anyone dumb enough to be fighting Vigs in a group of 32s deserves the wipeout they get. [shlurp]

   • 2003 June 4, Arlette & Cocoa, “Cutest thing your bunny does while eating.”, in alt.pets.rabbits‎^[6] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     Yeah, juicy fruits like grapes, oranges, watermelon or grapefruit...I love when he shlurps these up and licks and licks, and then washes his face.

   • 2010 April 26, AlanG, “Taliban policing usenet?^[sic]”, in uk.legal‎^[7] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     Except you may well find it is you who gets shlurped.

   • 2011 May 16, John Rumm, “Extending cat5e”, in uk.d-i-y‎^[8] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     Now the kids have discovered iPlayer, and I shlurp the couple of hours of TV/week that I watch from over the pond, […]

   • 2024 August 30, “Overheard CWRU: Compilation of out-of-pocket things heard across campus”, in The Case Western Reserve Observer, volume LVI, number 2, Cleveland, Oh.: Case Western Reserve University, →OCLC:

     Shlurping a glizzie.

shlurp (plural shlurps)

1. (humorous) Alternative form of slurp.
   • 1999 May 11, Richard Walsh, quoting Anthea, “The sheep in the living room”, in rec.skiing.alpine‎^[9] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     I keep meaning to unscrew the tension thingy, but somehow it never gets done. A few squirts of WD40 in the bindings, a shlurp of wax on the bases, and into the cupboard they go.

   • 2000 February 16, Father H. J. O'Blivion, Dkr. KOF, “Knighthood in Cyberspace?”, in alt.culture.knights‎^[10] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     Ohhh, a transparent sidestep and a shlurp all in one sentence. How DO you make being lame so efficient?

   • 2001 August 29, Kim Brown, “this Befuddling English Language (fwd)”, in rec.crafts.textiles.needlework‎^[11] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     'ang on a minute! What's the difference between minced meat and mincemeat??? AFAIK, they're both what others call 'ground beef'! The way to make a 'mincemeat pie' (or 'mince pie' or 'meat pie') is to brown a heap of minced beef in a frypan along with some onion, mushroom, mixed herbs, worcerstershire^[sic] sauce and a shlurp of red wine.

   • 2009 November 23, Dr. Phineas J. Martian, “Attn: SubGenius Stain Expurt”, in alt.slack‎^[12] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     LOL! A bite of pie, a shlurp of my weener, a bite of pie, a shlurp of my weener.... that was her coffee break. Good thing she didn't go for sips of coffee too.... then I'd be writing you about 2nd degree burns.

   • 2011 February 20, Thomas, “Proud Dad!”, in uk.rec.motorcycles‎^[13] (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 January 2026:

     > whooosh!
     I think it's more of a shlurp.