keister

• keester, keyster, kiester

Uncertain. Originally attested as a criminal cant word for "burglar's tool-box" in 1881. In the 20th century a clutch of criminal slang meanings are mentioned, including "safe, strongbox". "Tripe and keister" had been the phrase for a conman's or a pitchman's display case on a tripod. A likely origin is the word Kiste, which means a box or case, in both German and Yiddish.

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• Rhymes: -iːstə(ɹ)

keister (plural keisters)

1. (slang) The anus or buttocks.

   Synonyms: see Thesaurus:anus, Thesaurus:buttocks

2. (slang, dated) A safe, a strongbox.
   • 1953, Richard S. Prather, Too many crooks, page 100:

     ― " […] The four hundred's yours to take a keister for me. Any cash you find in the box is yours."
     ― "Four hundred, huh? Don't seem like much. Think there'd be anything in the keister?"

3. (slang) A suitcase or satchel.
   • 1942 August 29, Billboard, page 63:

     Tripods, keister and loud talk don't make a pitchman any more than do fine feathers make fine birds.

   • 1963, Grace Snyder, Nellie Irene Snyder Yost, No Time on My Hands, page 37:

     Sometimes Mama was too busy to make the daily rounds of the draws and pockets, in which case she gave us the keister — an old leather satchel used, in its better days to carry the baby's "didies" in — and sent us to bring in the eggs.

keister (third-person singular simple present keisters, present participle keistering, simple past and past participle keistered)

1. (slang) To conceal something in one's rectum.

   Synonym: suitcase

   Quick, keister this pot before the cops get here.

• kerites, kiester, strikee