hung like a mule

hung like a mule

1. (simile, colloquial, vulgar, usually of a man) Having a particularly large penis.

   Synonyms: hung like a bull, hung like a donkey, hung like a horse; see also Thesaurus:macrophallic

   • 1994, Sue Grafton, chapter 10, in "K" Is for Killer, Henry Holt and Company, page 135:

     “You can take my word for it. You want to know why? Because he’s hung like a mule.”
     I said, “Ah.” Having seen him in action, I could attest to that.

   • 1996, James Grippando, chapter 35, in The Informant, HarperCollins, page 210:

     “That's what you think, isn't it? Big tall guy. Must be hung like a mule.”
     “I was just teasing.”
     “I don't like to be teased."
     “Sorry, mate. Let's just drop it, okay?”
     He drew a deep breath, but his face flushed red. “That's what you came out here for, isn't it?” “What?”
     “To see the biggest cock you've ever seen.”

   • 1999, James Ellroy, chapter 14, in Killer on the Road, Avon Twilight, page 108:

     “Okay, what about Steve Sifakis? Five-eleven, one-ninety, reddish brown hair with muttonchop sideburns. He was supposed to be hung like a mule. You dig big cocks?”

   • 2010, Bob Garfield, chapter 24, in Bedfellows, Thomas & Mercer, page 119:

     After three hours, he went to the room, where he interrupted Marco and Jade playing video games on pay TV. He thought this was the most adorable thing he’d ever seen. Only later did Jade inform him that the kid fucked like a lion and was hung like a mule. “Unstoppable,” she said. Go figure.

   • 2012, Jon Loomis, chapter 10, in Fire Season, Minotaur Books, page 82:

     Love, he thought, was the biggest mystery of all. He’d grown up the one half-Jewish kid in his school in Pomeroy, Ohio — never even knew any black people, straight as an arrow, always had the hots for the cute, blond cheerleader types who never gave him the time of day. And now he was engaged to a drop-dead gorgeous, black, six foot four inch, preoperative transsexual who was hung like a mule and cooked like a Creole angel. Only love could do that to a man, Pinsky thought. Only love.