fpoon

Blend of fork +‎ spoon.

• (Received Pronunciation) enPR: fpo͞on, IPA^(key): /fpuːn/
• (General American) IPA^(key): /fpun/
• Rhymes: -uːn

fpoon (plural fpoons)

1. (humorous, rare) Synonym of spork.
   • 1994 January 26, Jim Grunewald, “RFD: alt.spork”, in alt.religion.kibology‎^[1] (Usenet), archived from the original on 28 November 2025:

     |> : Would a discussion of runcible spoons be appropriate to this group? If so,
     |> : I would vote in favor of it. If not, I'd have to vote against it.
     |>
     |> By all means. So would discussion of knorks, btw. […]
     We shouldn't forget the beloved fpoon!

   • 1999 July 4, fpoon, “DONT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY”, in alt.plastic.utensils.spork.spork.spork‎^[2] (Usenet), archived from the original on 28 November 2025:

     Revolutionary new utensil! Bigger! More expensive! Slightly harder to pronounce! The remarkable new fpoon! Just send one dollar! HURRY!

   • 2006 July 19, Big Blue Fan, “Tubby needs bigger summer than Superman”, in alt.sports.college.sec.kentucky‎^[3] (Usenet), archived from the original on 28 November 2025:

     >> or is that a forked tongue? […]
     >More like a sporked tongue.
     But better than a fpoon.

   • 2008 April 29, Oleg Lego, “"Linen"”, in alt.usage.english‎^[4] (Usenet), archived from the original on 28 November 2025:

     >Now, those [Splayds] are nice. Each part, tine, bowl, and blade, look very
     >functional and attractive as well.
     >
     >It's about time somebody came up with something like that.
     Looks like a sort of squared-off fpoon to me.

   • 2013 October 30, Rebecca Drysdale, Colton Dunn, Keegan-Michael Key, Phil Augusta Jackson, Jay Martel, Jordan Peele, Ian Roberts, Alex Rubens, Charlie Sanders, “Sexy Vampires” (14:34 from the start), in Key & Peele‎^[5], season 3, episode 7, Jordan Peele (actor):

     “And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... Not a fork... But something in between. A "fpoon".” [chuckles] “What will you think of next, Germany?”