cuff the carrot

English

Verb

cuff the carrot (third-person singular simple present cuffs the carrot, present participle cuffing the carrot, simple past and past participle cuffed the carrot)

  1. (slang, vulgar) To perform male masturbation.
    • 2024, Esmé Louise James, Kinky History‎[1], Penguin, →ISBN, page 49:
      Flicking the bean, jerkin' the gherkin, polishing the peanut, cuffing the carrot. What a fine list of foods we have for tonight! Eat, wank, sleep, repeat.
    • 2025 November 24, CLR Bruce Rivers, 10:23 from the start, in Criminal Lawyer Reacts to DoorDash Girl‎[2]:
      I did have a case one time, my client, really nice guy, nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Sitting on his steps right in front of his front door, completely naked, manipulating his genitals, cuffing the carrot, boxing the clown, jerking the gherkin.

Usage notes

Typically appears as an entry in a list of synonyms for masturbation.

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