Captain Obvious

• Cap'n Obvious (informal)

enPR: kăpˌ-tən-ŏbˈ -vēəs, -tĭn-

• (UK) IPA^(key): /ˌkæptɪn ˈɒbviəs/, /-ən -/

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• (US) IPA^(key): /ˌkæptən ˈɑbviəs/

Captain Obvious (plural Captains Obvious)

1. (humorous, usually derogatory or sarcastic) Someone who makes superfluously obvious statements or who has just made one.

   Synonym: master of the obvious

   Thank you, Captain Obvious!

   • 1994, L. E. Blair, Drummer Girl (Girl Talk series, vol. 12), Golden Books Publishing, →ISBN, page 33,

     "But you're a girl," the guy said in surprise. This guy was getting on my nerves. "You are Captain Obvious, aren't you?" I shot back.

   • 1995, Rob Stokes and the Minds of Quirk, eMarketing, Рипол Классик, →ISBN, page 82:

     Text links, by their very nature, contain text (thank you, Captain Obvious).

   • 1998, David Groth, A+: Core Module Study Guide‎^[1], Sybex, →ISBN, page 189:

     The larger of the two specifications is known as Wide SCSI-2 because it's wider (Captain Obvious rides again).

   • 2002, Cathryn Michon, The Grrl Genius Guide to Life‎^[2], HarperCollins, →ISBN, page 145:

     The Qiana-wearing slacker next to me poked me on the shoulder and said, "We totally knew it was you in the bathroom!" Well, thank you, Captain Obvious, I thought.

   • 2002, Tee Morris, Steve Oakley, Premiere 6.5 Power!‎^[3], Thomson Course Technology, →ISBN, page 240:

     Hold the camera properly. No, I'm not playing Captain Obvious here, but there is a certain way to hold a DV camera to avoid jittery movement.

   • 2013, Kaleb Nation, Harken, VOLT, →ISBN, page 38:

     “Do you know who that is?” he said, pointing both hands at the screen. / “Harold…Wolf…?” the class stated the obvious in slow, disjointed unison. Mr. Candas looked ready to jump off a roof. / “Thank you, Captains Obvious,” he murmured.

   • 2022, Questlove [pseudonym; Ahmir K. Thompson], “Evolver”, in Revolver, Apple Corps, page 17, column 1:

     Captains Obvious point to Sgt. Pepper’s as the source but, in reality, it’s Revolver. It comes from here, and it goes there and everywhere.